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africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??



enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all





the-baconhawk:

totemo-kawaiiβ€”ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww



apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallwayΒ 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.Β 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACKΒ 


cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords



Let’s play a game!

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around,Β and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.



nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class



notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed exΒ 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that