blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E



satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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human:

alternate ending to tfios



duchazzniall:

here-for-larry:

hurreh:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

but their hIPs?! they’re like already touching before the hug? like they were hugging and harry pulled back to say something and then they started hugging again i dONT

But Niall’s left out like that awkward moment in class when the teacher says partner up and you don’t know anyone



tiedships:

but zayn just-

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and then he-

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 



lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe



ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*



paintdeath:

iwaspizza:

im literally so sad rn
im not sure if tumblr will give my account back

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